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Steak Demotivational Poster


TAGS: censor man steak baby chew
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Rick69 - March 31, 2012, 3:43 am
Absolutely, so many his quotes are still Epic today it's amazing...
Chrysophase2003 - March 31, 2012, 1:59 am
Excellent Mark Twain quote. Always one of my favorite authors.
Rick69 - March 29, 2012, 8:48 pm
Thank you, ladies & gentlemen, thank you... I'm here all week, every week... But you guys are the ones who make me who I am (insert bow here...)
GaryO - March 29, 2012, 8:13 pm
Rick, yer on 5ome kinda roll
Preacher Man - March 29, 2012, 5:13 pm
Truer words have rarely been uttered.


TAGS: valentine s day holidy for men beer steak
Rating: 4.03/5

More motifakes by Chillax

rerun - February 8, 2010, 12:17 pm

ummm, In a way you get both
Bovee - February 8, 2010, 11:37 am
this is the perfect day. though i would include a clause that says if she does speak another bj must be preformed.
thatonechick - February 8, 2010, 11:28 am
I'd like a steak. :( I'm sad now.


TAGS: a1 steak sauce
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by Ausy

VEGAN MAP OF THE U.S. - Marbling Especially Appealing

TAGS: tube steak
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by ughomer

ughomer - September 26, 2012, 10:08 pm
Mao ~ reminds me of Weird Al Yankovic's "Eat IT" (http://youtu.be/ZcJjMnHoIBI)
maoworks2 - September 26, 2012, 8:32 pm
Light The Bar-b-q And Give Me Blood !

SECOND PLACE - Set of steak knives...

STEAK-CAKE - perfect with Peas-Muffin deleted deleted

CROCK A L'ORANGE - Yu So Phucked

ENDANGERED SPECIES - 99.9999% of the earths animals are extinct Lost forever and we will never ever know What they tasted like!


TAGS: life steak young ones guinness
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Reality Lord - July 29, 2010, 7:41 am

welcome to my world
Cubbybear - July 29, 2010, 3:49 am
But when you finish it, you'll still say...that was good. 5 tasty poodles


TAGS: death cow birth steak
Rating: 4.26/5

More motifakes by rerun

forseti - May 30, 2011, 11:01 am
oh my gosh... Eddie, you are the ox between all the bulls! };)
fasteddie - May 30, 2011, 9:20 am
Umm Guys, That's a Holstein which is a dairy cow. You can certainly eat them but 99% of cows we eat are Herefords, Black Angus or something else. The appropriate caption should have been "Got Milk?" this one doubles as a facepalm.....
rerun - April 7, 2011, 6:43 am

Interesting perspective, I like it.
WTFO - April 6, 2011, 11:40 pm
You're too short sighted. It's not sentenced to death at birth, it's sentenced to T-bone, beef jerky and leather jacket at birth. Much more positive message, don't you think?
Samson - April 6, 2011, 5:38 pm
Mmmmmm... Delicious, delicious death.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 31, 2011, 11:17 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 31, 2011, 11:05 pm
What?....Noose don't eat chocolate.
Mahomygod - March 31, 2011, 9:58 pm
about as angry as a moose with a snickers bar.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 31, 2011, 11:52 am
Yeah...I'm not sure how angry I should be right now....
Kspace - March 31, 2011, 9:06 am
The crime is being guilty of deliciousness. Death is the only applicable sentence.
Trolanator - March 31, 2011, 12:19 am
True Mr.Cow...True
Mahomygod - March 29, 2011, 7:34 pm
Aren't we all? Thus is life, my friend. If we didn't die, we wouldn't care about life. And some of us still don't.
crackers411 - March 29, 2011, 6:35 pm
T^T i would be vegietarian, but they taste too good...

Tofu -

TAGS: meat substitute never be able to replace a nice bloody medium rare beef steak vegans
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - September 30, 2014, 7:26 pm
Mr. Gary actually woofed...teehee!
MissPriss - September 30, 2014, 7:25 pm
Froot Loops and mayo...as a sandwich...try it!
GaryO - September 29, 2014, 9:35 pm
Great, now I’m ready to eat a big ol’ slab of tofu swimming in a bowl of fruit loop mayo glop....since I just threw up.
Greeny - September 29, 2014, 8:06 pm
If you had to choose between a big ol' slab of tofu, or a huge bowl of froot loops swimming in mayo - which would it be?

Logic fail -

TAGS: steak beer crackers logic
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by fgd051943

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 18, 2013, 2:01 pm
So is three logic of the world. 5L

FINE DINING - You don't want to know how they prepare the rack-of-lamb.

TAGS: steak lamb dining preparation
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - January 31, 2013, 5:55 pm
Oh no...that's where they do the seafood...don't ask...teehee.
Oiler - January 31, 2013, 5:12 pm
Um..Honey, Lets Go SOUTH of Ortonville for supper

JULIA CHILD - Had a sure thing with the Filet Mignon wrapped in Bacon. That is until the veggie police demanded the steamed broccoli over more bacon.

hypothetically -

TAGS: dinner steak
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Sho

mizzdizz - December 31, 2014, 7:33 am
I'm looking forward to the sausage and meatballs...
Greeny - December 31, 2014, 5:15 am
nice - not too rare
GaryO - December 30, 2014, 6:59 pm
s-o-o-o, I guess I know where the ‘let’s eat gramma’ comma goes in Sho’s world (shudder)

In The Yard Again -

TAGS: b***ons steak bj mindy dog house
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

concern3 - December 28, 2015, 3:25 am
GREED= Not being happy with one or the other. Definitely a 5er
GaryO - December 27, 2015, 10:38 pm
my happy place